Episode One: Licked.

This is our hero, Action Figure Jayne.

If you haven't already guessed, he's an action figure.

"I'm bored, what should I do?"

I know!!!

I shall explore the kitchen!

Walking, walking, walking...

Wait a minute... Our hero spies something with his little eyes... They narrow and then... If Action Figure Jayne could scream through his plastic mouth, he would...

Ackkkk! A Furry Feline!! And me without grenades!

Is this the end of our Plastic Playmate? Is he truly licked?

Stay tuned for the next episode of...

THE ADVENTURES OF ACTION FIGURE JAYNE!!