Episode 2: Action Figure Jayne vs. Action Figure Godzilla

Special Guest Star: Action Figure Nancy

Today, the Hero of Canton finds himself in dire straights! Again, without grenades! Luckily, he has Vera, his trusty (and ginormous) sidearm by his side!

"AAAH! IT'S ACTION FIGURE GODZILLA! AND HE'S GOT MY ARM!!"

dum dum duuuuuummmmm....

"Eatting people alive? Where's the fun in that?!"

"Ha ha! I am Action Figure Godzilla and I have one of Jayne's arms! Ha ha!"

BUT WAIT! Enter the heroine of our story!!

"HEY ACTION FIGURE GODZILLA!"

It's Action Figure Nancy!!

"Drop that arm you semi-possible action figure made in the early 1980's!"

How bold! How confident! Action Figure Jayne is secretely afraid that Action Figure Nancy may get her own series! (Ah, but Action Figure Jayne doesn't realize that Action Figure John Constantine is waiting in the wings to take over for him if any injury/death/horrific melting accident befalls our beloved Hero of Canton...)

Action Figure Nancy's bold and confidant nature makes Action Figure Godzilla drop Action Figure Jayne's Arm!

Watch in amazement as Action Figure Godzilla runs away, arms in the air!

Our valient hero once again survives the day.

And this time, he gets the girl and the gun by his side!

The End...

...or is it???

STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT!!!

Episode One: Licked.

This is our hero, Action Figure Jayne.

If you haven't already guessed, he's an action figure.

"I'm bored, what should I do?"

I know!!!

I shall explore the kitchen!

Walking, walking, walking...

Wait a minute... Our hero spies something with his little eyes... They narrow and then... If Action Figure Jayne could scream through his plastic mouth, he would...

Ackkkk! A Furry Feline!! And me without grenades!

Is this the end of our Plastic Playmate? Is he truly licked?

Stay tuned for the next episode of...

THE ADVENTURES OF ACTION FIGURE JAYNE!!